Atorpat
What ever ooze from that thing, you call mind!
The Taxpayers' Rouser
(to the tune of "The Song of the Vagabonds")
on-you big employers
Clerks, and cooks and lawyers-
Cheat, cheat, cheat
Your Uncle Sam!
With expenses padding
And exemptions adding,
Cheat, cheat, cheat
Your Uncle Sam!
Don't declare the money that you earn!
Better still-don't file a return!
You'll be saving plenty,
And draw ten to twenty
Years in jail for Uncle Sam!